SPELLCHECK IS FOR PUSSIES

NOT CHUGGING A CUP OF GREEN TEA ON A ROUGH MORNING BEFORE CLASS IS FOR PUSSIES

REMEMBERING FALLING ASLEEP IS FOR PUSSIES

FLIES IN THE HOUSE THAT WON’T GO THE FUCK AWAY ARE FOR PUSSIES

LAKE HERRICK IS FOR PUSSIES

LIGHTWEIGHT TVS ARE FOR PUSSIES

UGH, MY PHONE’S CRACKED SCREEN IS FOR PUSSIES

LOOKING AT THE MENU AT TAQUERIA DEL SOL IS FOR PUSSIES

HUFFLEPUFF IS FOR PUSSIES

NOT GETTING GIANT JUGS OF CHEAP WINE VS SMALL BOTTLES OF “BETTER” WINE IS FOR PUSSIES